want. this. yesterday.
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- Noreen: (singing) Relax. Don't do it. When you want to go do it.
- Matthew: Are you chanting in Swahili?
whyareyouhavingsexinthemiddleofthedayidontunderstandwhatthehelliswrongwithyoupeople
Hello tumblr world. Haven’t posted in a while. Ahh well.
It’s raining.
Anywho. This has made my day. It accurately depicts the way I dance, and the way my soul dances whenever I eat something perfectly delicious. The music just makes it all that better.
So here’s to a lovely week.
(Source: theyuniversity)
Caballo ka!
- Edalyn walks in.
- Edalyn: Hello.
- Noreen: What are you doing?
- Edalyn: Your sisters and I are playing Egyptian war. I killed your sister...
- Noreen and Edalyn high five.
- Edalyn: --in the forest. She was running away from me in the forest so I killed her. But she was already dead.
- Noreen takes out laptop and starts typing.
- Noreen: Do you have anything else to say? I'm sure I can type it.
- Edalyn: Look at my belly button. I have a belly button. It's round.
- Noreen: Wtf...
- Edalyn: (holding her tummy) I'M TINA THE TALKING TUMMY.
Edalyn Cayetano.
THIS MOVIE.
(Source: invisiblechange, via katiedora7)
Via Jonwithabullet:
Pandas in disguise.
Chinese scientists don panda costumes to minimize cubs’ contact with humans. The researchers came up themselves with the unusual way of dressing up to study the bears up close. The costumes are tailor made for the Wolong Panda Research Center.
A silly suit worn for a serious purpose: they don’t want the cubs growing too attached to humans because someday they hope to release the pandas into a nearby unsupervised reserve.
This will be me. Me. ME. One day.
… and Michelle Kwan comes on the TV screen. Nadine, Noreen, Edalyn and I get really excited. Eryn asks, “Who’s Michelle Kwan?” The 4 of us stare at her stunned. Then I felt old -_-
God. The things kids these day will miss out on/never know.
GAHHH! So much better than people. Happy panda
(Source: fuckyeahgiantpanda)
- Noreen: (to Nen's stomach) Soft kitty. Warm kitty.
- Edalyn: But my stomach doesn't hurt.
- Noreen: What hurts? Your feelings? I can't soft kitty your feelings.
