January 2012
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Noreen: (singing) Relax. Don't do it. When you want to go do it.
Matthew: Are you chanting in Swahili?
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whyareyouhavingsexinthemiddleofthedayidontunderstandwhatthehelliswrongwithyoupeople
Hello tumblr world. Haven’t posted in a while. Ahh well.
It’s raining. Anywho. This has made my day. It accurately depicts the way I dance, and the way my soul dances whenever I eat something perfectly delicious. The music just makes it all that better. So here’s to a lovely week.
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Edalyn walks in.
Edalyn: Hello.
Noreen: What are you doing?
Edalyn: Your sisters and I are playing Egyptian war. I killed your sister...
Noreen and Edalyn high five.
Edalyn: --in the forest. She was running away from me in the forest so I killed her. But she was already dead.
Noreen takes out laptop and starts typing.
Noreen: Do you have anything else to say? I'm sure I can type it.
Edalyn: Look at my belly button. I have a belly button. It's round.
Noreen: Wtf...
Edalyn: (holding her tummy) I'M TINA THE TALKING TUMMY.
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“Dang Ashley. You’re 18. That’s like…close to 20…wait....”
– Edalyn Cayetano.
December 2011
2 posts
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back dat ass up
November 2011
5 posts
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So we're watching a Christmas special on TV...
auginaure:
… and Michelle Kwan comes on the TV screen. Nadine, Noreen, Edalyn and I get really excited. Eryn asks, “Who’s Michelle Kwan?” The 4 of us stare at her stunned. Then I felt old -_-
God. The things kids these day will miss out on/never know.
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Noreen: (to Nen's stomach) Soft kitty. Warm kitty.
Edalyn: But my stomach doesn't hurt.
Noreen: What hurts? Your feelings? I can't soft kitty your feelings.
October 2011
8 posts
“So basically, we all are EXTREMELY insignificant.”
– Professor Leonard, ASTR 101
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Fuck. Everyone.
Noreen: I want Double Tree cookies.
Edalyn: There are cookies in the kitchen. Just eat those.
Noreen: No! It's not the same!
Edalyn: Then add nuts and you'll be good.
Noreen: Double Tree cookies have love or something.
Edalyn: Then hug me while you eat them!!!
Noreen: No.
MIIIKEEEE CHHHAAAANNGGGGGG!!!
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September 2011
10 posts
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Aside from my post about the power outage, I’ve yet to tumble about my college experience thus far. I’m already into my fourth week. Damn. So I shall leave one here now.
Every day I have to spend $18 on food. Every damn day. And if I don’t spend it, then the money is lost into the year because it doesn’t roll over. Eighteen dollars is so much. You see, I get $8 from 6 a.m....
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Top ten myths about introverts
jerrybrito:
Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.
Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of people. What they need...
While playing Catch Phrase.
AJ: The Rosal brothers. The weird one.
Karmina: PHIL!
AJ: Correct!
So there is a power outage. And there were sirens. And there were people shouting that the zombies are coming. And there still are people outside not allowed back into their dorms. And there’s no class tomorrow. And my building is the only one with power, running water and internet. And this is good stuff. Woo! College! Aha. Just noticed this is my first post about college.
Dad pours himself a shot of Patron.
Noreen: Dad, why are you taking a shot of Patron?
Dad: What do you mean?
Noreen: I mean, why are you taking a shot of Patron?
Dad: I don't have beer. So I'm going to take this so I can go to sleep after.
August 2011
15 posts
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The past, present and future walked into a bar...
grammarizkewl:
It was tense.
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Because I want to remember funny birthday texts
Happy Birthday, Noreen. Love Peyton
Samuel D.
Your boyfriend sucks!…Happy Birthday, Harry!
Nadine A.
Happy super ultra mega crazy squirreltastic overlycaffienated but underoriginated explosion amazingness with a hint of awkwardness because Hoy es un dia especial y u better jump on sum car roof n celebrate cuz its yo birfday
Joshua B.
Happy birthday my love. I’d say “a...
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Panda Poop Could be Key to Cheap and Efficient... →
clearexposure:
Found this article in one of my environmental blogs and saw “panda” and instantly thought of my dearest Noreen!
I’ve told everyone this before, friends: panda’s should rule the world. Tehe.
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“Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And...”
– Louis de Bernières (via zhangjenny)
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tenderoni u got 2 b
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It was the custom in Ancient Rome for the men to place their right hand on their testicles when taking an oath. The modern term ‘testimony’ is derived from this tradition.
Oh the things you can learn on the internet.
I frequently fail to appreciate how nice it is to come home to people.
July 2011
13 posts
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Of course I can’t sleep.
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“Steven Spielberg said he was going to make a movie about me…waking up....”
– The Alexis Padilla.