May 2012
3 posts
“Tampon commercials are so painfully discreet and all of the women wear white...”
– I’ll Try Anything Once: The Mooncup | xoJane
“Fuck, this moon is bright. Swim away! Swim away!”
– Nadine A., complaining about how bright the moon is tonight.
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Over text messaging.
Noreen: I love direwolves!
Edalyn: Yes I do.
Noreen: ....
April 2012
7 posts
I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to witness someone say no to a public asking by their significant other. Will you be my date, will you be my girlfriend, will you marry me. Oddly enough I was the person who said no. Even though I didn’t mean it, of course; it was just a reflex. Haha good stuff. Happy prom, everyone.
Dear Josie Ma,
Hello there!
I haven’t done one of these in a while. That’s right. I’m at Starbucks doing homework. But unfortunately it’s not AP Spanish work. You know, I find myself missing that class. And Spanish. My skills have completely deteriorated.
Anywho, I hope you are well. Just wanted to drop by and say what’s up, seeing as it felt wrong to sit at Starbucks and not...
Noreen: Hey Dad, can I go to Oxford over the winter?
Dad: What? What are you going to do there?
Noreen: Take class haha
Dad: Where is that? Massachusetts?
Noreen: Hahah no it's in England.
Dad: Oh no. There are witches there.
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“If there’s anything I want you to take away from this class, this is one...”
– Dr. Stoddard.
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March 2012
8 posts
Matthew: Yeah, James is Peeta because he's the son of a baker.
Edalyn: And I'm Katniss because I can arch!!!
Lando: Edalyn, how was your test?
Edalyn: I think I did good on my English.
“Hey. I just figured out that if you separate the word “therapist,”...”
– Matthew P.
Catching Fire November 2013. Totally fangirling right now.
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JOSH HOROWITZ SAID HE WANTS GARY ROSS TO DIRECT ALL FOUR HUNGER GAMES MOVIES. HE SAID FOUR MOVIES.
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Just figured out the Panem et Circenses and “The boy with the bread” connection while rereading the series. Oh Suzanne Collins.
Whoever said The Hunger Games is like Twilight is a dumb slut. Whoever said Twilight is comparable to anything substantial is a dumb slut.
I had just the loveliest dream where Edalyn and I were in the Hunger Games, and Adam Levine and Evan Azzam were helping us survive.
Then I woke up. Pissed.
February 2012
7 posts
A prayer goes out to CAMS.
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So The Philippines release date for The Hunger Games is two days before the U.S. release date. Why am I here again?
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This is hard.
“The artist’s job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for...”
– Gertrude Stein, Midnight in Paris.
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January 2012
8 posts
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Noreen: (singing) Relax. Don't do it. When you want to go do it.
Matthew: Are you chanting in Swahili?
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whyareyouhavingsexinthemiddleofthedayidontunderstandwhatthehelliswrongwithyoupeople
Hello tumblr world. Haven’t posted in a while. Ahh well.
It’s raining. Anywho. This has made my day. It accurately depicts the way I dance, and the way my soul dances whenever I eat something perfectly delicious. The music just makes it all that better. So here’s to a lovely week.
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Edalyn walks in.
Edalyn: Hello.
Noreen: What are you doing?
Edalyn: Your sisters and I are playing Egyptian war. I killed your sister...
Noreen and Edalyn high five.
Edalyn: --in the forest. She was running away from me in the forest so I killed her. But she was already dead.
Noreen takes out laptop and starts typing.
Noreen: Do you have anything else to say? I'm sure I can type it.
Edalyn: Look at my belly button. I have a belly button. It's round.
Noreen: Wtf...
Edalyn: (holding her tummy) I'M TINA THE TALKING TUMMY.
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“Dang Ashley. You’re 18. That’s like…close to 20…wait....”
– Edalyn Cayetano.
December 2011
2 posts
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back dat ass up
November 2011
5 posts
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So we're watching a Christmas special on TV...
auginaure:
… and Michelle Kwan comes on the TV screen. Nadine, Noreen, Edalyn and I get really excited. Eryn asks, “Who’s Michelle Kwan?” The 4 of us stare at her stunned. Then I felt old -_-
God. The things kids these day will miss out on/never know.
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Noreen: (to Nen's stomach) Soft kitty. Warm kitty.
Edalyn: But my stomach doesn't hurt.
Noreen: What hurts? Your feelings? I can't soft kitty your feelings.
October 2011
8 posts
“So basically, we all are EXTREMELY insignificant.”
– Professor Leonard, ASTR 101
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Fuck. Everyone.
Noreen: I want Double Tree cookies.
Edalyn: There are cookies in the kitchen. Just eat those.
Noreen: No! It's not the same!
Edalyn: Then add nuts and you'll be good.
Noreen: Double Tree cookies have love or something.
Edalyn: Then hug me while you eat them!!!
Noreen: No.
MIIIKEEEE CHHHAAAANNGGGGGG!!!
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September 2011
10 posts
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